You know, i was going to write a really funny, lively article about how great the new SFX Furni is, because it really is. But then my day went straight down the toilet, as did three hours of last week, a Lion-O action figure and Neja's signed photo of REO Speedwagon.
So anyway, because we can't fight this feeling anymore, here's a pointless anecdote about Kitano and Neja, but before that, here's the facts:
* The SFX Furni is now on sale in the Shop. It's great.
* It can be found in the SFX page of the Furni By Line section
* Each SFX item costs 5 Credits
* I spent half my day having to republish the Shop page by page
* Neja spent her day feeling bad for Kitano. So she put the Snowflakes back in the shop.
* The SFX has eight different pitches, you can get the SFX to go up a pitch through stacking- the higher they're stacked, the higher the pitch!
* Cloning Neja does more harm than good.
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Hopefully today or tomorrow, the SFX will be mutable like other Hotel sounds. You can check out the Furni here! - Be sure to turn the volume on your computer down a bit first!
A pointless Anecdote About Kitano and Neja
One day Kitano and Neja went to the zoo together. This was rare as they never, ever talked or communicated with one another outside of work for legal reasons. When they got to the Zoo they found that it was closed, so they decided to head back into town. On the way back, they were hungry, so they stopped off at Ikea and bought several hotdogs, and ended up spending their day in Ikea, eating hotdogs. It was the least fun they had ever had.
